December 2009
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Plans for 2010
I’m typically not one for resolutions but I feel like if I have enough of them and plan a strategy for them accordingly. The general theme for the resolutions is to become a more productive person. I’m more productive person than I was 2 years ago, but good enough is never good enough.
That said, here are the plans for 2010:
-Back to exercise. At one point in 2006-ish(?), I weighed...
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What I got for Christmas
-$15 iTunes Gift Card
-Last Words by George Carlin
-Truth in Comedy (read it 3-4 times but now I have a copy)
-Mixing bowl
-Cookie sheets
-Kitchen set (spatula, pasta spoon, soup spoon, etc.)
-Whisk
-Silverware
-Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 for Xbox 360
-The Hangover
-Creative Cursing
-NY Times Crossword puzzle book
-Green Western Shirt from Urban
-Black RVCA jeans
-Black socks
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I’m sure I’m not the only one that started hearing Billie Jean in my head during Avatar when their footsteps made the ground glow.
I want to talk to you all the time and I have nothing to talk to you about.
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Tumblhipstr
I’m starting to feel like Tumblr is what hipsters do to avoid looking mainstream on Facebook.
wordsbycodi:
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway
Sometimes, I hate being so smart.
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Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
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“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story
“I shall...
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Tumblarity; As I Understand it
I’ve been on Tumblr for about 2 weeks now so I guess I’m still learning what ‘works’ or whatever. This Tumblarity thing’s got me fucked. What does it take to spike that thing? I’ve seen other blogs and I’ve found a few things that seem to work on the Tumblin’ crowd.
Here is a brief list:
-Pictures of random shit that look aged. Doesn’t matter...
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I know people hate Kanye West and can’t...
Why I Gets All the Ladies
This conversation happened last night between me, Putter and a very lovely girl with very fake breasts.
Putter: Where are you from originally?
Fake Boobs: Western Pennsylvania, around Pittsburgh.
Putter: What does your dad do?
Me: Is he a steel worker?
Fake Boobs: No. He's a high school football coach.
Me: Your dad's a high school football coach in Western Pennsylvania?
Fake Boobs: Yes.
Me: Your dad's Craig T. Nelson in All the Right Moves.
Putter: Wow.
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copycats:
I Want You Back by Jer Coons...
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My Retirement from Speed-Shitting
The locks at my office’s bathrooms finally got changed today. It’s a new office so we were still discovering different needs and few flaws. One flaw was that a third of the time you went to relieve yourself you’d be intruded upon. Which is odd, because if a door is completely closed, I assume someone is behind it and typically knock…maybe even approach with caution. But I...
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WatchI love nerds. Singing & dancing nerds are even better.
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